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Criss Angel & Paris Hilton, 2006

I often lump Criss Angel in with Guy Fieri as similar types of douche bags, but if I was forced to choose one to be chained to for the rest of my life*, I would choose Guy because 1) at least he has salsa and 2) he’s lame, but not a huge dick.*obviously Criss’ superb magic skills are restricted in this scenario.

oldloves:

Criss Angel & Paris Hilton, 2006

I often lump Criss Angel in with Guy Fieri as similar types of douche bags, but if I was forced to choose one to be chained to for the rest of my life*, I would choose Guy because 1) at least he has salsa and 2) he’s lame, but not a huge dick.

*obviously Criss’ superb magic skills are restricted in this scenario.

oldloves:

Criss Angel & Paris Hilton, 2006

I often lump Criss Angel in with Guy Fieri as similar types of douche bags, but if I was forced to choose one to be chained to for the rest of my life*, I would choose Guy because 1) at least he has salsa and 2) he’s lame, but not a huge dick.*obviously Criss’ superb magic skills are restricted in this scenario.

oldloves:

Criss Angel & Paris Hilton, 2006

I often lump Criss Angel in with Guy Fieri as similar types of douche bags, but if I was forced to choose one to be chained to for the rest of my life*, I would choose Guy because 1) at least he has salsa and 2) he’s lame, but not a huge dick.

*obviously Criss’ superb magic skills are restricted in this scenario.

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